I’m currently in Utah visiting my family, and I ran across an incredible story. The insurance people that handle my parent’s stuff are a little out of touch… A friend of our family, who also knows the insurance people, told us about it and snapped this picture for us.
The 60+ owner of the insurance place recently purchased and insured a 4-wheeler. Seeing them as toys but for adults, he thought that would be a good niche to advertise about. He decided to put it on the strip mall sign, and when the people asked him ‘are you SURE you want it to say that?’ he just steamrolled them and told them of course he was sure. I guess he is really convincing, because they put it up just like he asked.
Here is the grand result:
I laughed so hard about this I couldn’t breath. Apparently they received a bunch of prank(?) calls asking what kind of rates and coverage you can get on a wide variety of dildos and such. Even after the first few calls, they didn’t have a clue, and the son had to explain to them what was going on.
Imagining the 40+ son trying to explain adult toys to his 60+ father is a great joy in life; I suggest you take a moment and revel in the hilarity.
Fucking awesome! I have some adult toys I’d like to insure – they can get pretty pricy, why not?