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It was hard fought, but I have prevailed in my fight against the bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. It almost got me right at the end — I’ve literally never been that close to choking. Still, I kept my cool, and after some loud noises trying to clear the airway, I am victorious. The last few bites are still sitting on the desk, staring at me, challenging me with their inanimate fury. I’ve quit while I’m ahead, however, and I will remain strong.

The best part of it all was the other people in the office. There was one lady right outside the office im in, sorting through some papers as I nearly expire. She didn’t even turn around and look, just saying, “You having some trouble in there?”. I laughed a bit, or tried to anyway, which really didn’t help at all. After clearing enough way for air I wheeled (heely’s ftw) to the drinking fountain and sealed the deal. Nobody said anything else about my noises (they got pretty loud — I was seriously choking to death), but two people inquired about my heelys.

‘Zah